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Transformative Works Policy:
If you for some reason want to art, podfic, remix or translate any of my fanfiction, I am going to go ahead and give a blanket YES, and also an added OMFG ILU! as long as you a) credit me, and b) let me know about it so I can squee properly at you, probably with certain amounts of capslock involved.

(However please note that for any sequels, prequels or other fic set in any of my universes, I'd prefer that you ask first. Thank you.)

About the Master List:
This Master List offers links to all the fanfiction I've written since 1999 or so. Stories will be available on DW/LJ, or AO3, or both.

Casual reminder that some of my fic is quite old, and its quality might be questionable. Check dates, and read at your own risk.

Newest stories at the top of each category.

The Avengers (2012)

Full Enough Of Love
Clint/Coulson, Steve/Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 11,464 words.
"Clint and I have a," Phil's lips twitch into a smile, "a proposition for you, as it were."

With Your Love We Could Breathe
Clint/Coulson (PG-13) 3,590 words.
"American Sign Language?" Clint asks with an arched eyebrow, looking at the book titles.
Written for [ profile] cc_exchange 2013.

I'll Be The Rock Star If You'll Be The Scientist
Skye/Simmons, background Clint/Coulson (PG-13) 10,681 words.
"Wait, wait, wait! Sir, are you telling me the dinosaur escaped our plane in your flying car?"
Birthday fic for [ profile] pollyrepeat.
Podfic: Here, by the lovely [personal profile] intransitive.

Staring At Emotion
Skye/Simmons (PG) 1,235 words.
"You got drugged," Jemma says with a slight apologetic wince. One of her hands smooths Skye's hair back from her forehead, and it feels really nice.
Written for [community profile] hc_bingo, filling my Drugged square.

This Is No Broken Heart
Gen, Skye-centric (PG-13) 4,057 words.
Five steps along the way to becoming a team.
Written for [ profile] yuletide.

Five Christmas Presents Phil Gave Clint (And One Present Clint Gave Phil)
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 4,466 words.
See title for summary.
Written for brassmama, for [ profile] alumpofcoul 2013.

Baby Please Come Home
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 6,339 words.
"Coulson, we're in the middle of nowhere," Skye says just as Jemma and Fitz return with a fake disassembled Christmas tree. "How can we have a visitor?"
Written for [ profile] feelstide 2013.

We're Starting At The End
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 33,183 words.
All Clint wants is to get through his afterlife with as little human interaction as possible. He's got his job, he's got good friends (as friendly as the Angels of Death ever are, anyway), and he's got his little apartment. It's not much, but it works for him--that is, until Phil Coulson's name appears on his assignment sheet. Over and over and over.

Surprisingly, Clint finds that he doesn't mind that much.

(In which Clint is an angel who is terrible at first impressions, Phil is the downtrodden neighbor he's assigned to help, and the New York office is having a major problem with office supply theft.)
Fills the Wild Card square (Wingfic) of both Round Two of [community profile] trope_bingo, as well as [ profile] longfic_bingo.

Surely Heaven Waits For You
Clint/Coulson (R) 4,664 words.
Phil stands in the doorway when they get out of the car, leaning heavily on his cane.
"You know," he says, "one day you're going to have to learn to do this on your own."
Aka, the Supernatural fusion.

Do You Wanna Feel A Little Beautiful, Baby?
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 5,435 words.
High school AU. In which Clint's a cheerleader and Phil's got a problem with authority. And then porn.
Birthday fic for [ profile] foxxcub

Don't Run (Stop Holding Your Tongue)
Jemma Simmons/Skye (PG-13) 2,512 words - Agents of SHIELD
It's not Skye's birthday. Really. (Probably.)
Birthday fic for [ profile] selenay936

Follow Me, I Know A Shortcut
Jemma Simmons/Skye (G) 1,547 words - Agents of SHIELD
Jemma is acting weird around Skye.

Oh, And I Rush To The Start
Clint/Coulson (R) 4,620 words - Agents of SHIELD
"Four days," Clint says, irritation building in his chest. "Four days, Phil. You owe me four days. It's the least you can give me, after--everything."
Or the one where Clint decides enough is enough and takes Phil to a cabin in the woods.

You Make My Heart Beat Faster series
I Don't Compromise And I Don't Pretend (Most Of The Time)
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) ~59,800 words
After Tony Stark declares himself Iron Man on national TV and refuses to join the Avengers Initiative, Nick Fury assigns Agent Phil Coulson to be his temporary bodyguard, and also convince Stark that joining forces with SHIELD would be in his best interest. After that, things rapidly pile up for Phil: Stark builds an ice cream truck (because of REASONS!) and become accidental bros with Phil, Agents Sitwell and Romanoff are far too nosy for their own good, and bad guys keep trying to steal the Iron Man suit! In the middle of it all, Phil meets a single dad with an affinity for archery, who may or may not know more about SHIELD than he lets on...
Written for [ profile] marvel_bang 2013.

Let Me See You Through
Gen, past Clint/Bobbi implied (PG) 1,817 words - Agents of SHIELD
A glimpse into newly single dad Clint's life, set a few years prior to "I Don't Compromise..." When Lorin is seven months old, he gets a bad fever.

Make A Fist
Clint/Coulson (PG) 720 words - Agents of SHIELD
"Is this the part where you tell me Coulson's alive?" Clint asks through clenched teeth.

Hold Your Breath And Hold That Thought Tonight
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 3,873 words
In which Phil owns a dildo, Clint wants things, and nobody's counting how many times they've had sex.
Written for Round Six of [community profile] kink_bingo, filling my "Sex Toys" square.

Looking For Answers (From The Great Beyond)
Gen, Steve-centric (PG) 12,600 words.
After the Battle of New York is over, and Loki and the Tesseract are returned to Asgard, Steve takes a road trip across the country, and tries to figure out what he wants to do next.
Written for [ profile] avengers_rbb 2013, inspired by the art of [ profile] _afterism.

A Supporting Part In Someone Else's Play
Clint/Coulson (PG-13) 2,267 words.
Clint doesn't like fanfare.
Super belated birthday fic for [ profile] torakowalski

I've Seen You Here Before
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 8,496 words.
Tony wobbles a little, suit clunking heavily on the floor, before he ejects himself and sits down by the table. "Huh," he says. "You know, in my fantasies, fuck-or-die situations are a lot sexier than this."
Fuck-or-die prompt for [ profile] longfic_bingo

It's How This Song Ends series
That Signed Dollar Bill In Your Wallet
Tony/Rhodey (R) 4,258 words.
It's Tony and Rhodey, it's always been Tony and Rhodey.

You And Me And Broken Furniture
Tony/Rhodey, Tony/Rhodey/Pepper OT3 (R) 5,137 words.
"Hi, honey, light of my life," Tony says, eyes never leaving Rhodey's face as one corner of his mouth quirks up in a grin. Rhodey's confused and slightly nervous. "You need to tell Rhodey that I've got your pre-approved permission to fuck him."

They're Playing Our Song Next
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 2,808 words.
Phil's battered, bruised and just really happy to be home with Clint.
Birthday fic for [ profile] 17pansies

Save Your Eyes
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 3,104 words.
"Touch yourself, sir," Clint says, eyelids heavy. "Please."
Canadian shack. Porn.

(If This Is Paradise) I Wish I Had A Lawnmower
Gen (G) 1,931 words.
Crack! He's still Phil. Somewhere. Under all the fur.
Or, Punxsutawney Phil. The former-man-now-groundhog, the myth, the legend.

Never Sold A Lie
Clint/Coulson (R) 7,255 words.
"The Life Model Decoys are designed with a self-sustaining Artificial Intelligence, with the project goal being for them to be able to pass as their Target Model in any given situation."
Road trip fic. Obviously.
Podfic: Here, by the lovely [ profile] shell.

Don't Look Like They're Fading | Read at AO3
Gen, Clint/Coulson (PG-13) 2,281 words.
"What are your orders, Director?"
Coulson has never disobeyed a direct order from Nick Fury in his life.

Five Times Phil Coulson Got His Heart Broken (And One Time He Didn't) | Read at AO3
Clint/Coulson, Coulson/OMC, Coulson/OFC (NC-17) ~3700 words.
Title says it all.

Kitchen Confidential series
Hey Yeah, Look At My Days | Read at AO3
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) 4000 words.
AU. In which Phil Coulson the food critic meets Clint Barton the chef.

These Are My Ways | Read at AO3
Clint/Coulson (NC-17) ~1000 words.
Addendum to Hey Yeah, Look At My Days.

Teen Wolf (MTV)

You Say You're Looking
Derek/Stiles (NC-17) 6,724 words.
"Scoooott!" Stiles whines, louder than he'd intended. "I just want some sex, already!"
Or the time Stiles propositions the entire pack to get rid of his virginity, and he's only twenty percent kidding. Okay, ten.

Pick My Spot
Derek/Stiles (PG-13) 933 words.
By the time Stiles' ears stop ringing and his brain processes the fact that holy shit, that big cow dude had a motherfucking grenade, they're already deep enough into the woods that they can no longer see the junk yard.

Solve For X
Derek/Stiles pre-slash (G) 1,505 words.
For a brief moment he tries imagining telling his Dad about it--Hey Dad, did I mention that I regularly hang out with this werewolf and former murder suspect who I've been flirting with for the past year? And that I think he's flirting back sometimes? And that he comes crawling into my bedroom at night, usually several times a week? That's okay right?--just to get a proper perspective on exactly how warped his life has become.

CW RPS & Supernatural

Five Times Sam Had To Rescue Dean (And One Time He Didn't) | Read at AO3
Gen (PG) 2,338 words.
Title says it all.

Real Life: Good For You | Read at AO3
Jensen/Jared (NC-17) 28,994 words.
College is not what Jared had imagined. Instead of happy days with Chad and his friends, there's just Jared - alone in Bumfuck, Nowheresville, while Chad's living it up in California! Lonely and playing too much World of Warcraft, Jared decides to be proactive, get himself out of the socially awkward rut he's gotten stuck in, and find himself a roommate. But moving in with easygoing and laidback Jensen, Jared's about to discover that real life doesn't always turn out the way you expect it to!
Written for [ profile] spn_j2_bigbang 2010.

Unfolding | Read at AO3
Jensen/Jared (R) 6,619 words.
AU. In which Jensen's a dick. And a funeral director. That's pretty much it.

Untitled no-phone-sex-ficlet | Read at AO3
Jensen/Jared (NC-17) 1,515 words.
In which the boys don't have phone sex.

If I Had Your Speaking Voice | Read at AO3
Jensen/Jared (R) 3,669 words.
AU. In which Jensen's a college librarian who says "Um" a lot, Jared is bold and checks out a lot of books, and everyone makes horrible first impressions.

Look Up To The Skies | Read at AO3
Jensen/Jared (PG) 5,027 words.
"Dude," Jensen says with a miserable, vodka-flavored hiccup. "Why'm I always the hooker?"

due South

Linger | Read at AO3
Gen (G) 2,922 words.
Her case file landed on his desk around noon.

Red Hot | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (NC-17) 4,437 words.
Has a brief flashback to being angry, angry, so angry that his fist had flown at Fraser face before he could stop it, and he wonders if things will come to that point again, and he doesn't care.
WARNINGS: References to rape/non-con, violence, victim blaming and dickbaggery by main character

Five Kisses: due South | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski, Kowalski/Stella (PG) 626 words.
It goes like this.

One Of These Mornings | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (G) 351 words.
Nothing more to be said.

1997 | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski pre-slash (PG) ? words.
It's not that he doesn't like Christmas, Ray tells himself.
Written for [ profile] ds_seekritsanta 2005, for [ profile] twistedchick.

Coil series
Coil | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski pre-slash, Kowalski/OMC, Kowalski/OFC (R) 2,419 words.
One night he calls her up and asks her, asks her, Would you come to my funeral?
WARNINGS: Themes of suicide; suicidal thoughts, dubious consent, violence

By The Grace | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (PG-13) 1,482 words.
Gasoline to a fire, and they both burn.

And We're Losing... | Read at AO3
Ray Kowalski/Danny Messer (NC-17) 2,513 words.
Crossover. He'll be leaving tomorrow afternoon, and fuck them all anyway.

Days | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (NC-17) 2,033 words.
Then he hits a funk and feels unloved and ugly and pathetic, and Fraser clears the livingroom without a word.

Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
Fraser/Kowalski (G) 788 words.
If he stares hard enough, he sees a scrawny little kid with dirt on his knees and one tooth missing in a crooked grin.

Four, Almost Five
Gen (G) 802 words.
Ray walks a lot these days.

Fraser/Kowalski (PG) 778 words.
There is a reason they make dog food.

Intervention | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (NC-17) 19,222 words.
"Now I wanna know what the fuck happened, so that when people ask me why I snapped your skinny neck, I'll have something to tell 'em!"

Ordinary | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (PG) 1,032 words.
"We're not stupid, you know, and we know that certain things can't be known around here, but we're not stupid."

The Chicago Redemption
Gen (PG-13) 1,208 words.
He's the sort of person who cries in his car instead of coming out clean on the other side.

Stories Told
Gen (PG) 721 words.
Ray still wants to tell him.

White Heat
Gen (R) 622 words.
It would be scary, this vast emptiness, if Ray was out here with anybody but Fraser.

Gen (PG) 814 words.
It's a sweet kind of pain, this self-pity thing he has going.

Multiplicity, Same
Gen (PG-13) ~3000 words.
Genre challenge. AU. Movie fusion snippets.

Fraser/Kowalski (PG-13) words.
There are a lot of places Ray could imagine spending time with Fraser, but the utility closet at the station isn't one of them.

Untitled drabble
Fraser/Kowalski pre-slash (G) ? words.
He was pretty sure everybody knew it by now.

Don't Let Go
Fraser/Kowalski (NC-17) ? words.
It was just supposed to be dinner.

Fraser/Kowalski (NC-17) ? words.
"I can't fucking do my job!" I'm angry now, and almost yelling. "I can't remember anything!"
Aka amnesia!fic

Colorful | Read at AO3
Fraser/Kowalski (PG-13) 5,185 words.
Life gives me colored days.

We Band Of Brothers
Fraser/Kowalski (PG-13) 2,080 words.
AU. Ray decompresses with his brother after his undercover gig is up.

Buffy - the Vampire Slayer & Angel

Placebo | Read at AO3
Spike/Angel (NC-17) 3,476 words.
They're not boyfriends, and they never will be.
WARNINGS: References to rape/non-con, torture, violence, blood play. Dubious consent and suicidal thoughts.

Today, Unknown Tomorrow | Read at AO3
Spike/Buffy, past Spike/Angel (R) 1,808 words.
He's determined to walk it, because there is one person he's ever loved more than Angelus, and she told him to.
WARNINGS: References to rape/non-con, torture, violence, blood play

Loving His Childe
Spike/Angel (NC-17) ? words.
"Spike, Spike," Jack tsked as he came to a halt only a couple of feet away from the two. "Is that a way to greet your Childe after - what? Two decades?"
WARNINGS: Rape/non-con, extreme graphic violence, torture, genital mutilation, more bad stuff. BAD STUFF!

And The Earth Moved
Spike/Xander (NC-17) ? words.
Sometimes, unlife just takes unexpected turns.

Without a Trace

Madison, Wisconsin series
Madison, Wisconsin | Read at AO3
Danny/Martin (NC-17) ~3000 words.
He figures the least he can do is be polite when they've both somehow managed to end up in Madison, Wisconsin on their weekend off.

New York, New York | Read at AO3
Danny/Martin (NC-17) ~3900 words.
"Listen--" he starts to say in the car, but when Danny looks curiously at him, he can't bring himself to finish the sentence.

Surfacing | Read at AO3
Danny/Martin (PG-13) ~3000 words.
He can bounce back from this, he knows so, he just needs a little time.
WARNINGS: Brief references to suicidal themes, violence


And We're Losing... | Read at AO3
Ray Kowalski/Danny Messer (NC-17) 2,513 words.
Crossover. He'll be leaving tomorrow afternoon, and fuck them all anyway.

Nick/Greg (G) ? words.
Sometimes, that's when Greg lets go, and that's when he cries.

Lie To Me
Nick/Greg (PG-13) 1,969 words.
"I don't puke black goo anymore, at least."
WARNINGS: Themes of suicide; suicidal thoughts, suicide attempt

Capital C
Nick/Greg (R) ? words.
Greg had been wearing his lime green "Drink 'till I'm cute!" t-shirt...

Five Kisses: CSI
Nick/Greg (R) 1,018 words.
Like a direct hit of caffeine to his veins, a cold shower fresh out of bed, and an orgasm, all at the same time, and so scary he could shit himself.

The Sentinel

Jumping Off Bridges | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (NC-17) 2,032 words.
"I was just wondering... about us."

The Letter | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (NC-17) 5,108 words.
Loneliness can be very overwhelming.

In & Out | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (NC-17) 8,838 words.
One guy. Another guy. Big love. Slashy goodness. Then everybody's happy. :o)

Leave A Message At The Beep | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (NC-17) 9,212 words.
Just another TSbyBS story, where Jim and Blair keep missing the clue bus... *sigh*

A Very Good Day
Jim/Blair (R) 3,185 words.
Jim's had a very good day.

Home | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (NC-17) 18,178 words.
Jim returns to Cascade after five years of absence, to find that a lot has changed - including Blair.

Pepper | Read at AO3
Jim/Blair (G) 3,198 words.
Jim. Blair. Dog. I think that's pretty much it.


Not A Thing To Do | Read at AO3
That 70's Show | Eric/Hyde (PG-13) 4,149 words.
In which Hyde wears baby blue pajamas, lies and tells the truth, while Forman's just a big girl.

Untitled drabble
Chasing Amy | Banky/Holden (PG-13) ? words.
A Chasing Amy drabble with absolutely no resolution. After Alyssa leaves.

Recognition | Read at AO3
Wilby Wonderful | Duck/Dan (NC-17) 1,669 words.
In his mind, Dan can see a Duck, skinny little kid with a brush of blonde hair on top, running along to buy ice cream on a hot day.

Metallica RPF | James/Kirk pre-slash (R) ? words.
He was joking. He had to be. And James had simply just been gone too long, so long that he didn't really remember how to joke, right? And it was just alien to his ears.

[identity profile] 2011-09-05 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hello...I found your journal through [ profile] yellowwolf's journal. I'm always wanting more Supernatural friends and you look to be a big one. :) Wanna friend?

[identity profile] 2011-09-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I mean [ profile] yellowwolf5. :)